This photo is, like, 10 times larger than real life. The little assholes are seriously the size of a toast crumb.
THEY ARE IN MY HOUSE, STEALING MY COOKIES.
OK, not really. But they’re in my house, and I thought I had killed them all and their mama yesterday with Fantastik spray and boiling hot (magma) water, but nooooooooooo. The motherfucking babies were back today.
ACK!
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! If it were me, I would burn my house down and start over.
Creeping me the eff out, Jennifer.
No hugs for you on this post! I’m afraid you have baby spiders in your hair and I don’t want to get that close.
Don’t worry. You don’t blame me.
ew ew ew ew ewwwwwwww!!! I cannot STAND spiders. I would rather have a house full of mold than 1 spider in my house. Well, not for reals, but I seriously flip my sh*t when I see one of those little turds in my house.
i just threw up in my mouth