The caffeinated lifestye is not for me. Today: (double-strength coffee+hot chocolate packet) + no breakfast + coke with lunch + afternoon latte = Jittery Jenny.
I felt the need to peel off my skin on my drive home, so I opted out of my usual Monday-evening stop at Trader Joe’s. Once in the safety of my own home, I indeed peeled my skin off my body. OK, maybe not. But I did strip down to my skivvies and donned my fuzzy, roomy, deliciously soft bath robe and gulped down a glass of water and waited out the jitters.
Note to self: Lay off the caffeine. You go days without a caffeinated beverage. What made you think it was smart to drink three gold mines in one day? Dumbass.
Side note to self: You know better than to go grocery shopping on anything but a freshly fed stomach. The bag o’ salad you threw in at the last minute didn’t exactly redeem the rest of your snacky, not-real-meal purchases. Nice try, though. Dumbass.
Caffeine does that to me too. I never have any so when I do it gives me jitters and usually lands me in the bathroom for most of the day because it runs right through me. Fabulous.
ugh! Grocery shopping while starving is the WORSTE!!!! Starbucks will do that to me on an empty stomach – yuck!
Sarah, what really sucks is that I totally was not hungry AT ALL when I left for the store. Somehow, though, my tumbly got all sorts of grumbly the second I walked in. Boooo.