Someone should have warned me I’d come home to a CHRISTMAS HORROR MOVIE IN MY HOUSE.
I walked in tonight to find those little guys chilling in my bathrobe, eating my snacks.
Step One was to vacuum up the ones I could find. I would have counted, but I wanted to keep my […]
See those stripes? Those stripes are the dried marks left behind by the salt brine the North Carolina DOT treats our (major) roads with WHEN WE’RE EXPECTING WINTRY PRECIPITATION.
My various weather forecasts of choice are conflicted on whether or not we should, in fact, expect ice/snow/sleet/whatnot, but I don’t give […]
We’re Those People – the ones who leave Christmas decorations up for a borderline-ridiculously long time.
It’s probably a good thing we only buy real trees. I’m pretty sure you’d have to tie me down to remove the fake tree in a timely fashion without me putting up my dukes to […]
I absolutely adore “Where The Wild Things Are,” by Maurice Sendak. I loved to roar my terrible roar and gnash my terrible teeth right along with Max, and “Let the wild rumpus start!” has been one of those quotes that has stuck with me all through my life.
It is quite useful.
I was […]
Disclaimer: This entry contains information regarding our adventures with trouble trying to conceive. Feel free to skip over if you wish to avoid too much information regarding my reproductive parts. I won’t blame you. I’d rather skip this stuff, too.
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